FUCKING ORIGAMI !!!!!
It is official, Smeghead will no longer be known as Smeghead. Nope, he's upgraded to Baldrick. I have to keep this fucking twit for a bit longer. I swear Baldrick has a adversion to closing doors, locking/unlocking doors and turning off lights. The door is the easiest invention made by man since the freaking wheel, and yet this twit doesn't seem to know how to operate one! This morning a few minutes after I get to work, I haven't even got used to the idea of being at work yet, and I have someone ask me when the doors in the hallways will be unlocked. To my surprise Baldrick didn't unlock the doors to the suites so the contractors could get in. This should of been done over an hour before my shift started. So I run around and unlock all the doors. Amazingly he unlocked some, but not others. However I believe that he just didn't lock the ones that I found unlocked already, this is more probable and believable. When I call the twit up and ask him why he didn't do it, he simply states he didn't know he had to. No, we've only been doing this for weeks now, and he didn't know to do it. Must of been wiped out of his memory banks. So I re-enter such information. This must be what happens when you try to enter a liter of information in an ounce size brain, you get spillage.
Anyhow, you are probably wondering where the title of this blog is going to fit in, and trust me it does fit in. At the end of my shift Baldrick arrives on site 40 mins early, oh goodie. I ask him where his 'new' hardhat is (he lost the one issued to him by leaving it on site, outside), and he states he went to Home Hardware and they said they don't have any. So I feel like being nice and leave mine onsite for him to use one more time. I tell him that since he has the next 4 days off that he should go and buy one, and if he doesn't have one by his next shift, he will be sent out to get one and lose the time. Fine that's taken care of, hopefully. So he goes and changes into his uniform, and when he returns I notice that he doesn't have a tie. Not a huge deal, but now that we have residence living in the building we want to look professional and sharp (Baldrick instead looks like a dull gimp). He says its at home, a lot of good it does for work. When I ask why its there, he says he hasn't warn it for awhile now. Wrong answer. I inform him that now that the hot weather is over with, and that residence are living in the building he now has to wear it at all times. I hope this doesn't have to become an issue.
So now we have 20 minutes before actual shift change and we go outside for a smoke. During the smoke I see him pull out a pad of paper, and I ask him where his memo book is. He says he filled it up. Now I find this extremely hard to believe since he's only been working for us for aprox. 5 months, and my book which is barely half used was started on Oct. 17, 2005. I question him about how this can be, and he says he got bored and used it to make origami. FUCKING ORIGAMI !!!! Who in their right fucking mind uses legal documentation for ORIGAMI! I am stunned. Flabbergasted. I really didn't know how to respond to this right away. I swear if I had hair it would of either fallen out, been torn out, or went gray. So I inform him that his memo book is legal documentation and can NOT be tampered with. That now, if he is called to court and bring his memo book with him, the judge would probably throw the case out due to the destroyed memo book. And I won't even mention the fact that he's been working for sometime now without one. And he apparently has worked security work for a few years, I am beginning to doubt the truth in that.
So now it stands that by his next shift he will have 3 things with him. His own hard hat, his uniform tie and a new memo book. So coming Saturday night, once I am free I am going to go up there and check on it, and if these 3 things are not present, he is being sent home. So I guess I should bring my uniform with me when I go, as I have a feeling I'm going to pull some more freaking hours, as if 60 a week isn't enough.
Oh and when I informed my boss of Baldrick's art project, all he really said was "welcome to management". Gee thanks. And to those that don't know who Baldrick is, google Blackadder. I could do a link, but I am to tired and don't feel like being bothered, lol.
FUCKING ORIGAMI!!!
Anyhow, you are probably wondering where the title of this blog is going to fit in, and trust me it does fit in. At the end of my shift Baldrick arrives on site 40 mins early, oh goodie. I ask him where his 'new' hardhat is (he lost the one issued to him by leaving it on site, outside), and he states he went to Home Hardware and they said they don't have any. So I feel like being nice and leave mine onsite for him to use one more time. I tell him that since he has the next 4 days off that he should go and buy one, and if he doesn't have one by his next shift, he will be sent out to get one and lose the time. Fine that's taken care of, hopefully. So he goes and changes into his uniform, and when he returns I notice that he doesn't have a tie. Not a huge deal, but now that we have residence living in the building we want to look professional and sharp (Baldrick instead looks like a dull gimp). He says its at home, a lot of good it does for work. When I ask why its there, he says he hasn't warn it for awhile now. Wrong answer. I inform him that now that the hot weather is over with, and that residence are living in the building he now has to wear it at all times. I hope this doesn't have to become an issue.
So now we have 20 minutes before actual shift change and we go outside for a smoke. During the smoke I see him pull out a pad of paper, and I ask him where his memo book is. He says he filled it up. Now I find this extremely hard to believe since he's only been working for us for aprox. 5 months, and my book which is barely half used was started on Oct. 17, 2005. I question him about how this can be, and he says he got bored and used it to make origami. FUCKING ORIGAMI !!!! Who in their right fucking mind uses legal documentation for ORIGAMI! I am stunned. Flabbergasted. I really didn't know how to respond to this right away. I swear if I had hair it would of either fallen out, been torn out, or went gray. So I inform him that his memo book is legal documentation and can NOT be tampered with. That now, if he is called to court and bring his memo book with him, the judge would probably throw the case out due to the destroyed memo book. And I won't even mention the fact that he's been working for sometime now without one. And he apparently has worked security work for a few years, I am beginning to doubt the truth in that.
So now it stands that by his next shift he will have 3 things with him. His own hard hat, his uniform tie and a new memo book. So coming Saturday night, once I am free I am going to go up there and check on it, and if these 3 things are not present, he is being sent home. So I guess I should bring my uniform with me when I go, as I have a feeling I'm going to pull some more freaking hours, as if 60 a week isn't enough.
Oh and when I informed my boss of Baldrick's art project, all he really said was "welcome to management". Gee thanks. And to those that don't know who Baldrick is, google Blackadder. I could do a link, but I am to tired and don't feel like being bothered, lol.
FUCKING ORIGAMI!!!
posted by Jovknee at 11:07 PM
3 Comments:
FUCKING ORIGAMI!!!
Christ, your site IS turning into mine!
Fucking ORIGAMI?! That's one I haven't had yet, but I hope that my guys don't read your blog.
All I've got to compare with that currently is that I worked an unexpected double last night because my relief's mommy called up and said that her son has a sore tummy. Awwwwwww
Fucking ORIGAMI?!
FUCKING CUNT ORIGAMI!!!!
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